Great Quotes

Bridget:smell my water
Bridget: my shoulder smells funny..
Lee:Monkeys can wear diapers
Lee:Perhaps if we tied Superman to a pole and hit him with a hickory switch repeatedly he would learn to fear those too, then maybe he wouldn't be so cocky. Cause there's just not enough kryptonite in this world to show him who's boss.
Holly:animals dont wear underpants...a turtle told me that.
Kara: You know if you murdered someone with an icicle the evidence would melt away.
Mr Baker: theres nothing funny about a boy being hit while riding a pony..that poor,poor lil pony
John: Jeeves never answers, he just gives me links to a a bunch of porn sites.


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